Theatre can be many things. It can be spectacle: puppets and costumes and sets and huge casts. It can sprawl across three acts.
It can also be two people talking.
It can be street clothes and bare stages. It can be done in ten minutes. It just needs to be effective; it needs to communicate; it needs to transform.
Spectacle is good; it envelops you and thunders across you; it's arena rock. It's main stage magic.
This isn't that. This is basement theatre. This is dialogue with three chords.
Punks don't do fake Magik.